i always used to laugh at that song alfie by lily allen because lol

my brother would never smoke weed because its against the law he wouldnt even eat this guys cookie when his back was turned because he felt it morally wrong even though the guy had loads and had previously refused to share cos he was a twat

and i wouldnt offer to make him any tea because he doesnt drink it (because its ‘bad for you’) and who could even be arsed anyway when im already downstairs by the kettle and hes still all the way upstairs???

also hes pretty much always up before me because he has a paper round so i wouldnt need to tell him to get a job either it would be a bit hypocritical for me to do that anyway because i am unemployed myself

and then it occurred to me what if im thinking about it the wrong way round

what if

i’m alfie???

Notes

  1. howtobehilarious posted this

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY