February 2012
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some guy is telling me over fb that a dealer lives two doors down from me oh could have guessed tbh they’re always shouting and wearing trackies
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theboydetectivefails:
oh man this is the best eye i’ve ever drawn, this drawing is going SO WELL! i’m so excited to finish it, people are really gonna be impressed. time to draw the other one
oh
or you draw one half of a love heart and then the other and no matter how many times you erase and redraw it the two halves will never be symmetrical
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sod-off:
howtobehilarious:
sod-off:
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feel creepy liking all roisins posts but they are relevant to my interests
this is what it was like before we were internet friends
ahah weirdly i dont remember not being fwends
how did it even start idk
I was like how do I Manic Street Preachers and you were like come friend I will teach you
oh yeah hows that going...
sod-off:
howtobehilarious:
sod-off:
feel creepy liking all roisins posts but they are relevant to my interests
this is what it was like before we were internet friends
ahah weirdly i dont remember not being fwends
how did it even start idk
I was like how do I Manic Street Preachers and you were like come friend I will teach you
oh yeah hows that going btw
sod-off:
feel creepy liking all roisins posts but they are relevant to my interests
this is what it was like before we were internet friends
ahah weirdly i dont remember not being fwends
how did it even start idk
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wasting away many valuable homework hours chatting to my buds on msn just like the good ol days of school
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i always used to laugh at that song alfie by lily allen because lol
my brother would never smoke weed because its against the law he wouldnt even eat this guys cookie when his back was turned because he felt it morally wrong even though the guy had loads and had previously refused to share cos he was a twat
and i wouldnt offer to make him any tea because he doesnt drink it (because its...
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while we’re on the subject is it just me or is noel fielding’s luxury comedy a bit shit
probably more than a bit actually
and i mean i love the guy i’ve loved him for ages but part of loving someone is being able to be honest with them and honestly noel you made a shit programme i’m sorry go back to julian it isn’t gonna work
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cryingminotaurs:
Thom: Are you normal, Jon?
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
sod-off asked: I liked that text post because I want to sleep with you
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i just dropped the little bit of blu tack i was playing with and i cant see it now
oh but i will
perhaps not today, nor tomorrow
but when it has had time to gather dust and dirt,
been passed around from shoe to floor to shoe again
and inevitably, as it has lost its stick,
been trodden uncaringly into the carpet
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‘like’ing things is stupid really because it doesnt tell the receiver of the ‘like’ why that person chose to ‘like’ that particular item
for example in the case of a picture, whether they ‘like’d it for its actual content, or the fresh and witty comentary provided by the messenger of the information, and if the latter where that wit lay, in the...
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